Well, it’s
been a couple of weeks since the Olympics ended and I congratulated Russia for
a job well done. Since then, they’ve
managed to invade Crimea and re-start the Cold War.
Great
fucking job Russia.
If you’re
reading this and you live in the remainder of Ukraine, or Lithuania, Latvia, or
Estonia, I hope you’re oiling up your guns and stockpiling ammunition, because you’re
next on Putin’s hit list. Of course,
that’s assuming that you actually have guns; maybe your country thinks it’s
uncivilized to own a weapon. Hell, maybe
if you live in New York or Vermont you have to listen to that same shit.
Not
here. Thank God for the second amendment
and Commonwealth of Virginia.
I just might
go pat my Bushmaster AR-15 copycat and 9mm Beretta before I go to bed
tonight.
Hey, at my
age, that’s as good as sex!!
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With that
out of the way ….
By now you
have probably figured out that Sports Review Wrestling (SRW) left a big
impression on me years ago. The Salome
vs. Cynara match was a stunner and then of course, there was Debbie vs. Helene
with Debbie being a look alike for my cousin Jacky who I was in the process of
hammering. In the midst of all of this,
the family relocated from the Boston area to Northern Virginia (NVA) back when NVA
was a backwater, shotgun-in-the-back-window-of-a-pick’em truck area … not like
it is today with millions of urbane, witty liberal folks who have fucked the place
up royally. But since my family was part
of the northern migration south to NVA, I guess we’re at least partly to
blame.
One of the first areas developed in NVA, and this was many decades ago, was U.S. Route 1 which of course runs the entire length of the east coast from Maine to Florida. The particular US 1 section I’m talking about is from the Potomac River down south past Fort Belvoir and then on to Woodbridge and Quantico. Back then there were a couple of newsstands located in the strip malls located on US 1 that sold SRW as well as various men’s magazines and other mags like “Police Detective” and such. I’d either walk, bus or when I was old enough, eventually drive to these places as a young man. In the process of perusing wrestling magazines I discovered that there were a couple of men’s magazines that often featured catfight articles, namely Cavalier and Nugget. They always had some good stories and pics in them and we’ll get into that in a blog entry later this year.
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| Airline scene http://www.mediafire.com/watch/1zsqqm0kqy0fkv1/Airline_Fight.m4v |
I bring all
of this up because there was a police-detective type magazine that featured a stunning
blonde-brunette catfight on its cover.
I’ve looked on the web for years but I’ve never been able to find
it. Like the ivory billed woodpecker
maybe it’s something that I’ll never see again.
But in the meantime, while clicking through hundred of e-Bay pages I
have come across some nice magazine covers and this issue of Real Men’s
magazine stands out. Holy shit batman, what an image. Too bad the
story is not as good as the picture. I fact, it’s really misleading, they
weren’t fighting over guy and he certainly wasn’t anybody’s love prize. Rather, Mimi, the blonde, had bashed a bottle
over another guys head during the bar fight and then black haired gal went
after Mimi with a bottle and before you know it the two ladies were carving
each other up. As you can tell, the
blonde won.
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| Ali Baba and the 7 Saracens, featuring Bella Cortez http://www.mediafire.com/watch/6ro1rhlw9wv1gkq/Ali_Baba_and_the_7_Saracens.wmv |
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OK, beyond
that, I have a few more street fights uploaded.
Obviously, nothing else is going on to You Tube, or even Daily Motion,
so you’ll have to check out Mediafire if you want to see those street
fights.
The first
fight, which is #6 in my series features a couple of attractive gals who I
suspect are in high school. The brunette
with the red jacket gets the better of the blonde, that’s for sure.
The blondes
even the score in #7 as the brunette simply quits fighting. Sorry about that
annoying music.
And the
blondes pull ahead in #8 in a hallway beat down where the brunette really gets
her ass kicked before somebody breaks it up.
Fight #9
features, I’m sorry to say, some bad technicals as the speeded up frame rate is
way ahead of the audio. And the quality
sucks, too. And it’s not even a decisive
finish; it’s a draw as an adult breaks up the battle.
Fight #10 is
much better quality minus audio and the brunette really hammers the blonde.
So the score
from today’s battles was even + one draw and the leader board has been updated
accordingly.
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| Soap Opera http://www.mediafire.com/watch/du9wpaczaw0lg6h/American_Soap_.wmv |
First up is
a fight over a gun that occurs in the galley area of an airliner. Truth is, I don’t recall the name of this
movie, but I think the blonde is the bad girl and the brunette the good
girl. Maybe. Anyway, the brunette over powers the blonde
and gets the gun, so score one for the brunettes.
Second flick
is a peplum that features black haired Bella Cortez fighting a strawberry
blonde, played by Carla Calo.
Shamelessly,
I’m stealing from Ed Stips’ web site with this description:
Dan Harrison portrays Ali Baba, who faces off against an
evil warlord played by Gordon Mitchell, one of a group of American bodybuilders
who migrated to Europe during the 1960's and found work in peplum films,
spaghetti westerns and secret agent movies. The awesomely built Bella Cortez is
the heroine while Carla Calo assumes the role of the villainess, who is the
evil warlord's main squeeze. Ms. Cortez is captured by Mr. Mitchell and
imprisoned in his harem. While Gordon's guards and Ms. Calo are taking her into
the facility, bodacious Bella warns the bad girl that "I'll get out of
here, and when I do you'll wish you'd never been born!" That dire warning
serves notice that the ladies are due to tangle, and that happy moment occurs
near the film's conclusion. Dan Harrison's forces attack Gordon Mitchell's
fortress, and a huge melee involving a large number of men breaks out in the
courtyard. Meanwhile, the women in the harem assault and overwhelm their
guards. Ms. Calo manages to escape and runs outside into the courtyard where
one of Mr. Harrison's soldiers promptly grabs and restrains her. Bella Cortez
arrives from the harem and commands the soldier to "Leave her to me!"
He dutifully releases the bad girl, and Bella and Carla begin to warily
position themselves for their fight. The bout commences with some grappling
that results in the combatants crashing down onto the ground, where Ms. Cortez
straddles her adversary and gains the early advantage. After a cutaway, the
girl fight action resumes with Carla Calo rallying and reversing positions so
that she is now on top. Sadly, after inflicting a bit of punishment upon the
heroine, Carla suddenly gets up and runs away, ending what had been a short but
sweet showdown.
What makes this scene interesting is that the brunette is the "good girl" and she still gets her ass kicked by the blonde.
This is very troublesome.
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| Angelfist http://www.mediafire.com/watch/j09ktpqkqncdtlq/angel_fist.wmv |
#4 is AngelFist. Blonde, blue-eyed Catya Sassoon, in assembly
line fashion, knocks the shit out of a long line of asian brunettes; ut I’m
only giving credit for one victory on the leader board, hah! Take that.
By the way, what an Amazon she was … before dying of a
drug overdose in her early 30s.
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| Karate Scene http://www.mediafire.com/watch/yz9fa9afblltmeu/An_unknown_teen_karate_scene.wmv |
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