Blondes vs. Brunettes #12 - Planet Earth #2

After a slow start, the blog is now closing in on 10,000 page views, most of which have occurred in the past few weeks since I had the URL added to several “catfight” sites.  Makes perfect sense, and to me “blonde vs. brunette” is about mostly about confrontations, emotional and physical.  Of those two, I think you’d agree the latter is more exciting!!

But the blog is more than a bunch of catfight clips.  You can get that stuff at other blog and web sites and they do it much better than me.



A slender flat chested brunette.  That pretty much summed up Jacky
except Jacky had a serious attitude.  Especially about blondes.

My point here is that, if you go back to my original posts, this blog is 50 year blonde vs. brunette journey that started with my babysitter turning me on to this and then continued mostly with my girlfriend of almost 20 years, an attractive brunette named Jacky who couldn’t stand blondes.  Positively despised them.

Although she did get into a couple of minor scrapes with blonde girls, plus one knock down drag out with a brunette that she lost, I wasn’t lucky enough to see saw any of them. 

 She did have a few  **close encounters** with blondes, that I did witness, that could developed into something better, but the only physical event was an arm wrestling match where the blonde easily dominated, much to Jacky’s dismay.

Now you might be thinking, a girlfriend for almost 20 years?  How did that work? Easy.  We started at about 10, shared a first kiss about 12, had sex at 17 and then dated on and off, until we were about 30.  As adults we were mostly rendezvous lovers separated by a few hundred miles.  She finally moved to the same city where I worked for a year and that was the end of the relationship. Not that we didn’t get along, but because I wouldn’t marry her.  A dark brunette, she was my dream, we got along fabulously, were perfectly matched lovers, and pretty much looked at life the same way.



I thought of myself as the John Saxon type.
Dark brunette with rugged good looks. 
No wonder why all the chicks dug me.

Unfortunately she was my first cousin. 

First cuz with a twist: she was adopted.  For Jacky, that made the whole cousin issue a moot point since we didn’t have any more blood relationship than two strangers meeting in a bar. 

Moot point, or a scandal that would rip into the family? That was the one thing, the big thing, that we could never agree on.

You'll get to know her over the next few months, in the meantime. if you want to know what she looked like, assuming that you actually give a shit about what she looked like – I suspect the vast majority of you are just looking for a catfight clip – I’d ask that you go back to the October 27^th entry titled “Planet Earth.”

Jacky and Harper Smythe were about a 90% match: slim, slender, dark eyed, no-tits-to-speak-of  brunettes … mmmm … but slightly different hair styles, though, and the faces weren’t the same, well let me be honest, obviously Jacky wasn’t a movie star, but pretty enough for me. All in all, she and Harper Smyth were a pretty close match and they both fancied themselves as tough women, after all Harper Smythe did beat up two blondes in the movie!!

As for Jacky and we’ll get into this in a few months, when she was a high school senior, she pushed around a blonde who simply refused to fight.  Jacky’s take on that was that blondes were a bunch of wimps.


Another brunette that comes to mind, and one that you might be interested in, was the Apartment House Wrestler named “Debbie” featured in SRW’s February 1978 issue.  Wow! When I saw that in the newsstands back in the day, I thought “Holy shit, Jacky is posing an apartment house wrestler!”

I mean the faces were nearly n identical match!  Unfortunately the tits weren’t even close. 

The hell with all that first cousin crap, I would have married Jacky if she had tits that fuckin’ big.   



Another Jacky look-alike, except for the boobs.

Not nearly as athletic as Debbie, about 10-15 pounds lighter, and definitely flatter of chest, they were still a close match.  So if you can interpolate between Harper Smyth and Debbie, you get the idea of what I was sleeping with and really and truly, enjoying life with, on and off for the better part of two decades.
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OK, let's switch gears.



A couple of weeks back, we looked at part 1 of the California Supreme wrestling match where these two evenly matched girls fought.  The brunette, I think, was stronger than the blonde, but the blonde was a much smarter wrestler, by which I mean she was constantly in motion, using both her arms and legs and seemed to be two or three steps ahead of her opponent.

Can I say that blondes, more often than not, outthink, outsmart, and out maneuver brunettes when they fight?  Seems that way.

And that brunette with her jet black hair and olive complexion?  Reminds me of Jacky.

Except that Jacky wasn’t as athletically built as the brunette in the video.

And Jacky had smaller tits.

Want to download the video?  Go to Media Fire and download by clicking on this link:

MediaFire Link

or watch it here

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1e2key_vintage-backyard-wrestling-blonde-vs-brunette-part-2_sport







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Switching gears once again, this is a draft sked for the one year or so this blog will exist.  Hopefully (!!) we will get to all of this.

Jan19 -- Ships at Sea
26 -- False advertisements

Feb
2-- 20th anniversary
9 -- The Real Deal, Ensure Your Radar is Turned On
16 -- The Fantastic Mimi
23 -- Olympic Summary

Mar
2 -- Kissin' cousins
9 -- The Real Deal, The Girl across the Street
16 -- NO POST - SPRING VACATION
23 -- Checkmate
30 -- Head scissors

Apr
6 -- The Real Deal, once again
13 -- Ron & Jeff
20 -- Athleticism
27 -- Cruising around Wikipedia

May
4 -- The Real Deal, revisited
11 -- Westerns, part 1
18 -- The Warring Tribes
25 -- Who were these people in the photo?

Jun
1 -- Foreign Movies
8 -- The Real Deal, part ?
15 -- Kansas City Here I Cum, part 1
22 -- Kansas City Here I Cum, part 2
29 -- Kansas City Here I Cum, part 3

July
6 -- Foreign movies, various spy flicks
13 -- The Real Deal yet again
20 -- The Awesome Martine Beswick
27 -- SUMMER BREAK

Aug
3 -- SUMMER BREAK
10 -- SUMMER BREAK
17 -- Secretaries
24 -- Classic B&W
31 -- Don't Get into a Knife Fight with a blonde

Sep
7 -- Total Recall
14 -- The Real Deal again
21 -- Various peplum
28 -- Dr. Woodruff

Oct -- it's been a year now
6 -- Action flicks
13 -- More oaters
20 -- Don't Get Into a Swordfight with a blonde
27 -- The survey

Nov
9 -- The Real Deal once more
23 -- Football rematch

Dec
7 -- The Real Deal in a Ring
21 -- Scissors